Posts tagged ‘Movies’

PICTURE OF THE DAY

And a better movie, too.

I SAW THIS MOVIE

The book was better.

TOP 10 GAY PORN MOVIE TITLES FROM NON-GAY-PORN MOVIES

Runner ups: The Punisher, Shooter, King Kong and 8 ½.
10.  Magnum Force
9.  Let the Right One In
8.  The Longest Yard
7.  The Black Stallion (this has probably actually been done)
6.  Big Daddy (ditto)
5.  Blow
4.  The 400 Blows
3.  Jack Reacher (although many Tom Cruise films work in this category: Top Gun, Rock of Ages, Goldmember, A Few Good Men, All the Right Moves, and, of course, Cocktail)
2.  Anaconda
1.  Die Hard (of course)
BONUS: TOP 10 LESBIAN PORN MOVIE TITLES FROM MAINSTREAM MOVIES….
10.  Explorers
9.  Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter
8.  V
7.  The Abyss
6.  Fire Down Below
5.  Crimson Tide
4.  Nowhere Man
3.  Life Without Dick
2.  Batteries Not Included
1.  Holes

KICK ASS

The first comic=Damn good

The first movie=Awesome

The second comic=Meh

The second movie=Looks like…Low meh.

HAPPY OPENING DAY!

HAPPY OPENING DAY!

I’m certain Spidey will have a good weekend…

YOU CAN’T FIND ME IN THE CLUB…Because I’ll be at the movies!

If you want to know what are my top 25 most anticipated films of the rest of 2012, hit the break.

But keep in mind, I generally like my movies big, with guns and capes and aliens and boobs and all that kinda obnoxious stuff.  You’ll find a few smaller flicks here—like the one about the origin of the vibrator—but mostly, this is for manly movies!

But I’m sure you knew that.

Hit the break.

Read more…

Go, Joe!

TRIBUTE TO QUENTIN TARANTINO OF THE DAY

Never really thought how much he uses the same cliches…..

VOTE FOR THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE


By Ricardo Chucky and courtesy of Comics Alliance.
I think it’s safe to say that 2011 is the year of the comic book movie.  For several years now, I’ve kept a running tab of the best and worst superhero comic book movies (and the best zombie ones, too) on a separate page—but it’s high time for an update.  Hence, this post . . . Which will be reprinted on that page for posterity.

The rules:

(1)  It has to be a movie.  DVD movies are okay, but TV shows and TV movies don’t qualify.  Maybe, if you all are interested, I’ll make a list of those one day, too.

(2)  It has to be based on an English-language comic book—because I can’t read comics in any other language—or be about superheroes.  Both is even better.

(3)  I have to have actually seen it.  If your favorite or least-fave isn’t on here, drop me a comment.  I’ll do my homework.

So, send me your votes for up to 10 films for the best comic book movies of all time!  You can drop a comment, or email me with your votes.  Results won’t be tallied until mid-August, so you’ve got lots of time to think about it!

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