Thing #7 (2006)

Thing takes Alicia Masters back in time to Ancient Greece so that, for her birthday, she can touch the original Venus de Milo statue…

…Which, as it turns out, was broken by Ben himself.

Back in the BC times, Hercules thinks Ben is a monster and fights him.

The pair return to their own timeline and fall asleep with the Richards’ kids on the couch. The punchline is that they’ve changed the timeline because outside all the buildings are in Grecian style, but Reed tells Sue he’ll fix it in the morning.

If you can ignore that very little about this story makes sense, it’s cute.