In a blow to feminists everywhere, Susan Storm decides she can’t be a working mom. There’s a little more to it than that, actually—she decides that her job is too dangerous and therefore it’s not right to raise a kid in the Baxter Building. So, Johnny’s girlfriend, the Inhuman Crystal joins the group over the course of these two done-in-one issues.
But the amazing thing is we learn that Crystal is a minor! That means that Johnny Storm committed statutory rape! How is this not a big deal?
Answer: Maybe it is?
In #95, Lockjaw and Medusa arrive and take Crystal back to be with her kind. But first, in #83, we get to see that Sue Storm is also a dumb blonde. The more she thinks, the more she gets confused! Sigh.
Also, Mr. Fantastic tells everyone to “buckle up” but I don’t think the fantasti-car has seatbelts.
Creators: Lee, Kirby