Before Orange Is The New Black came the Valkyrie-in-jail storyline, combining all my favorite things: Women’s prison stories, superheroes, and blondes. It’s very cool–I think it’s the first time Marvel put one of its heroes in jail.
Part of Enchantress’ spell that put Val in Barbara Norriss’ body makes her unable to fight women, so the big boss of the women’s prison gang pretty much has her way with Val. I wish this storyline had been developed more–I could have read at least two full issues of it.
While recovering from brain surgery, Kyle Richmond gets kidnapped by Plant Man. Kyle’s turning into a full-time “hostage” type. That’s a role most 1970s comics relegate to women, so atta boy Steve G. for doing some gender switching.
Then, Plant Man also captures Dr. Strange and Red Guardian (who is still in the U.S. after doing brain surgery on Kyle because Strange hypnotized her Russian handlers into letting her hang out for a while).
Plant Man is kinda tough in these issues.
Powerless Jack Norriss (remember him? the normal guy who is Barbara Norriss’ husband?) tries to save the day by hiring Power Man to save the day.
And then, if all that wasn’t enough for just three skinny issues, Elf with a Gun shows up and kills some tourists in the Grand Canyon. EwaG may be the slowest burning storyline of the 1970s.
Creators: Steve Gerber (script), Mary Skrenes (“special assist” on script #36), Sal Buscema