Continuing our salute to great team ups: The Brave and the Bold #67, from 1976: The first Flash/Batman team up (other than in the JLA). Batman is sad because he can’t stop the sneaker bandit kids who run really fast. So he asks for help from the Fastest Man Alive, whose speed is actually killing him.
Turns out the villains are midgets.
Anyway, in the end being bitten by a radioactive sneaker seems to help Flash.
Classic Golden Age Cheese.