Archive for January 12th, 2013

PICTURE OF THE DAY: #1 Threat to America Edition

TWWWWWEEEEEETT!!

TOP 10 GAY PORN MOVIE TITLES FROM NON-GAY-PORN MOVIES

Runner ups: The Punisher, Shooter, King Kong and 8 ½.
10.  Magnum Force
9.  Let the Right One In
8.  The Longest Yard
7.  The Black Stallion (this has probably actually been done)
6.  Big Daddy (ditto)
5.  Blow
4.  The 400 Blows
3.  Jack Reacher (although many Tom Cruise films work in this category: Top Gun, Rock of Ages, Goldmember, A Few Good Men, All the Right Moves, and, of course, Cocktail)
2.  Anaconda
1.  Die Hard (of course)
BONUS: TOP 10 LESBIAN PORN MOVIE TITLES FROM MAINSTREAM MOVIES….
10.  Explorers
9.  Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter
8.  V
7.  The Abyss
6.  Fire Down Below
5.  Crimson Tide
4.  Nowhere Man
3.  Life Without Dick
2.  Batteries Not Included
1.  Holes

PUSH IT REAL GOOD

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